( High pitched whining. He's looking and he even snatches the phone and he just can't believe it. He worked so hard! So hard!!! )
Ugh, don't get too comfortable! I'll show ya!
( BUt what's that? He's ready to go off but whatever Yamato's pulled out is bright and colorful and small like candy but he's never seen one quite this bright. )
I told you, it's easy once you get the hang of it.
[As if Mutsu didn't already have the hang of it. But! Good! Work hard!! Compete with him!]
It's that new candy I told you about, Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki. Want to try some? It's good.
[Offers? A handful? Because he does genuinely like them, so they should be shared. Even with The Enemy (who wasn't really the enemy anymore but shh.), because Mutsu likes new and interesting things.]
( You know, he'd almost forgotten about the candy completely in his disbelief? But oh, so that's it? He's still never seen anything like it and it seems harmless but this is Yamatonokami Yasusada and he can turn anything in his hands into a deadly weapon.... )
... What's wrong with it? ( Look at that trust, ) Ya do something to it?
[See, Mutsu believing that he can turn anything in his heands into a deadly weapon is the biggest compliment he could have ever gotten from him. What a cool guy.]
Nothing's wrong with it? Do you want me to have one, too, or something?
[No that would be a waste of perfectly good candy, jeez.
But okay. One Battledome brand hard lemon candy, just for you, Mutsu, accompanied with bright innocent staring as he waits eagerly to see if you like it.
( You know, Yamato, he really trusted you. He trusted you! Trusted because right now, he's taking this innocent candy from innocent Yamato and popping it right in his mouth and-- )
[He should trust him! He should continue to trust him! He was friendly and nice and shared a thing he liked! With you! Like a nice person! Who does nice things!
But Mutsu starts making faces that would be funny literally any other time, and screaming, which would be funny literally any other time, and accusing him of tampering with it? Which would never be funny ever, but usually Yamato would get kind of angry about it but this time?
This time he looks kind of maybe a tiiiiny bit crestfallen. Oops?]
...I didn't do anything to it, Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki.
( He can feel himself burning a hole in his cheek now and he can't. He can't deal and he's waiting for an explanation and stubbornly keeping himself from spitting it right at that not... smug... face?
What the hell...
Normally, he wouldn't care if he made some Shinsengumi punk upset but it's a different look on Yamato's face than he's used to and it causes him to take a step back. You see, Mutsu is actually a nice guy beneath all of his bark. He feels like he's kicked a pomeranian puppy and now he's the bad guy. )
Mmmmm...! ( He's trying to play it off. These aren't moans of pain they're... of delight? MMMMM this is so good? ) Mmm!!
( He's still making faces and his mouth hurts now and what if he just bit into it and got it over with? No, he can't do it. He can't. )
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i wasnt gone that long!
howd you get good so fast!?
iIT HAS TTO BE LUCK
( You've thrown off his groove, Yamato! Thrown him off completely! )
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you were gone for a really long time, mutsunokami yoshiyuki
i mean its really simple you just have to learn the patterns
its kind of like fighting like that???
so its not luck at all now come get your consolation prize if you still want it
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i wanna see for myself!!!!
( and maybe he's curious about this prize too? a candy? hmm, yamato does seem like a sweet candy kind of guy so it seems safe? )
where are you
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[Oh. It's safe. Totally safe. Yellow-Warheads safe.]
im in the living room so come around whenever
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i know how to play!
( this isn't fair! )
im at vietnam's shop
ill be there and you better not be lying!
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Show me!
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See, see? You were gone for so long that I'm not surprised you didn't really notice.
[Oh, but that prize. Definitely pulling Suspicious Yellow Candy from his sleeve/pocket.]
Here.
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( High pitched whining. He's looking and he even snatches the phone and he just can't believe it. He worked so hard! So hard!!! )
Ugh, don't get too comfortable! I'll show ya!
( BUt what's that? He's ready to go off but whatever Yamato's pulled out is bright and colorful and small like candy but he's never seen one quite this bright. )
... What's that?
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[As if Mutsu didn't already have the hang of it. But! Good! Work hard!! Compete with him!]
It's that new candy I told you about, Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki. Want to try some? It's good.
[Offers? A handful? Because he does genuinely like them, so they should be shared. Even with The Enemy (who wasn't really the enemy anymore but shh.), because Mutsu likes new and interesting things.]
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... What's wrong with it? ( Look at that trust, ) Ya do something to it?
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Nothing's wrong with it? Do you want me to have one, too, or something?
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( Because Mutsu knows the truth. Yamato is the opposite of innocent. But hmm, at that, Mutsu's become a little unsure. )
... Yeah. Prove it.
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[...This time. But okay. He has no trouble proving that a tasty candy is tasty, so he'll just. Unwrap one and eat it. No big deal.
A monster.]See?
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... Nothing. )
Fine. ( You win. ) Let's see it.
( And holding his hand out like, let him see. )
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But okay. One Battledome brand hard lemon candy, just for you, Mutsu, accompanied with bright innocent staring as he waits eagerly to see if you like it.
Genuinely. For reals.]
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Oh.
Mutsu's face goes from being pretty excited to ah... what just happened? What's... )
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( MOUTH HANGING OPEN. HE'S DOING A DANCE, HE'S DOING A DANCE. )
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MMMMMMMMM...!
END...
What'd ya do to it?!
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But Mutsu starts making faces that would be funny literally any other time, and screaming, which would be funny literally any other time, and accusing him of tampering with it? Which would never be funny ever, but usually Yamato would get kind of angry about it but this time?
This time he looks kind of maybe a tiiiiny bit crestfallen. Oops?]
...I didn't do anything to it, Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki.
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What the hell...
Normally, he wouldn't care if he made some Shinsengumi punk upset but it's a different look on Yamato's face than he's used to and it causes him to take a step back. You see, Mutsu is actually a nice guy beneath all of his bark. He feels like he's kicked a
pomeranianpuppy and now he's the bad guy. )Mmmmm...! ( He's trying to play it off. These aren't moans of pain they're... of delight? MMMMM this is so good? ) Mmm!!
( He's still making faces and his mouth hurts now and what if he just bit into it and got it over with? No, he can't do it. He can't. )
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